*Note: This fic shows LOTS of hostility towards a certain Digi-destined with an annoying bird-like Digimon. Her name cannot be mentioned and is only mentioned in this story for the sake of the plot. Anyway if you like this person head back now because this fic was meant to offend in every way possible. And another note to you other helmet haters if we missed anything or need some other form of torture please tell us.

Flashback one year ago:
Puppetmon: Watches the Virus Digimon get rounded up. Have fun in prison boys. I will be back to extract my revenge! HAHAHAHAH! Turns around at the sound of lips smacking. Who's there?
Sora: Just me you big hunk of wood! Grabs Puppetmon and well...does stuff to him.
Piedmon: Slams on the brakes as he is about to go into his cell. What in the digi-world made that scream?
VenomMyotismon: [the little one] Who cares. Hey where is Puppetmon? Did he make it out?
Piedmon: I think so, lucky Digimon!

Little did Piedmon know that Puppetmon may have made it out, but he wasn't gonna last much longer with Sora.

1 year later
Intercom: GET YOUR SORRY A$$E$ TO THE VISTITING BOOTHS YOU PORPOISE SUCKING CARROT MUNCHERS.
Ogremon: He gets meaner everyday. Sniffs.

As the prisoners made there way to the visiting hall the smell of Digitamamon was still in the air.

Wardenmon 786: Alright listen up punks. Go check the list to see if you get any visitors today.

Kari to see WarMonzaemon
Leomon to see Ogremon
Anonymous to see Demidevimon & Dark Masters
Wardenmon 786: Ok first up we have WarMonzaemon. Get you butt into that booth. You have 5 minutes!
WarMonzaemon: But... but.. she's evil! She'll KILL me!! I don't wanna go in there!! Clings to Okawamon's leg. Please! Don't make me go in there.

Six Wardenmon pick up WarMonzaemon and throw him into the visitor booth. The Digi-prisoners listen for a while. The booth was silent.. for a while.

WarMonzaemon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! His yelling went above the decimal scale into the shrieking zone before dying down.
Piedmon: What is going on?

Bits of fluff and stuffing floated out of the room before WarMonzaemon stumbled out, shaken and disturbed.

Okawamon: What happened man?
WarMonzaemon: She... she... He collapsed in Okawamon's pincers.
Okawamon: Get off me! Drops WarMonzaemon and the Medicmon transported him to the sick room.
Wardenmon 786: Alright next is Ogremon to see Leomon.
Ogremon: Oh goody! He quickly went into the booth and the other Digimon crowded around.
MetalEtemon: Why is he so excited?
Machinedramon: Maybe their gonna fight it out in there.

Meanwhile, in the booth...

Ogremon: It's been along time Leomon.
Leomon: I've missed you.
Ogremon: I've missed you too. Nobody understands me here.
Leomon: Don't worry. I'll make you feel better.

Back outside the booth the Virus Digimon exchanged some disturbing looks as grunting was heard from the booth.

MetalSeadramon: What's going on in there???
Devimon: They're fighting.. that's it.. yeah fighting.

They jump back as Ogremon comes stumbling out panting.

MetalEtemon: What was going on in there??
Ogremon: Huh? Oh nothing... I was just catching up on unfinished business.
Wardenmon 786: Next up Demidevimon and the Dark Masters are to see... someone.

The Dark Masters and Demidevimon managed to cram into the small booth.

MetalSeadramon: Who are we supposed to be seeing anyway? Stares at the back of a huge lazy-boy.
Piedmon: I don't know. Bangs on the window. You there! Who the hell are you and why are you visiting us?

The chair turns and the four see a small Digimon, with a bizarre resemblance to Puppetmon, sipping a cappuccino with a huge helmet like contraption on his head.

Machinedramon: Puppetmon? Is that you?
Piedmon: No that can't be Puppetmon. He broke out last year... and he doesn't drink cappuccinos either.
Puppetmon: It's me. Puppetmon. And there's someone I'd like you guys to meet. My... newly wed... beautiful...wife.

As Puppetmon choked out those words Sora stepped into view, carrying a huge Star Trek looking doohickey.

Sora: Hi shnookums. Presses some buttons and Puppetmon turns towards her and waves.
Puppetmon: Hey... Sweetie.
Sora: How about a kiss for you wife? Fiddles with some dials.

A look of pure fear came over Puppetmon's face as he automatically leaned towards Sora.

Sora: Makes kissing noises.
Puppetmon: No... must resist... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Reaches for a knife. I'll kill you B!tch!

He lunges at Sora but she quickly presses another button and points the knife at his chest. While Sora moves a joystick Puppetmon carves PM+ST surrounded by a heart on his own chest. As this took place the Dark Masters and Demidevimon looked on shocked.

Demidevimon: Oh man. That has got to hurt!
Puppetmon: Looks over to them. Help Me! Begins to repeatedly bang his head against the window.

The four Digi-prisoners look over to Sora but she wasn't playing with the remote.

Puppetmon: Get me away from her! Lock me back up I don't care! Kill Her!!
Wardenmon 495: What is taking so long! Your 5 minutes was up a long time ago! Looks over to Puppetmon banging his head and Sora grinning evilly. Holy Sh!t! It's her! Runs out and sounds the alarm.

Warning! Warning! B!tch Alert! Digi-destined on premises! Name: Sora! Status Lethal and Sexually Active! Approach with caution. Take down at all cost!

Sora: Well deary it's time to leave. Forces Puppetmon to run in front of her.
Puppetmon: Claws at the helmet while being shot with various objects.
MetalEtemon: Jail Break! Does his Elvis Laughs.

The Digi-prisoners stampeded towards any possible exits. The larger ones plowing through the fields of Numemon and Gazimon. The Wardenmon and SWATmon raced after the escaping convicts trying to round them up.

Puppetmon: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Help Me! Gets smacked with a stray Garbagemon can. Don't make me go back with Sora!!

He mechanically climbed the fence and stood at the top as Sora climbed up beside him.

Sora: Well Cookie. Time to go.
Puppetmon: NO!
Sora: Now Puppetmon you don't want to make a scene do you?
Puppetmon: A scene? There's a jail break going on and you talk about a scene? Gets smacked by a Tankmon as it falls off the fence. Sparks start coming out of the helmet.
Sora: Now Puppy get moving. Pushes some buttons and Puppetmon jumps off the fence and into the moat.

The sparks increase and fry everyone in the moat. Sora jumps on Puppetmon and floats across the moat. She pulls the fried Digimon out of the water and they wander home.

At Sora's house...
Puppetmon sits outside Sora's bedroom door with a disgusted look on his face.

Sora: Ooooooooooooh Biyomon. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah.. I love you Biyomon.
Biyomon: I love you to Sora. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Puppetmon bursts through the door, mallet in hand, interrupting some disturbing activities.

Puppetmon: Time to DIE you freaky lesbian b!tch!

Sora grabs the remote and starts punching buttons.

Puppetmon: That's not gonna work now! Rips the helmet off and laughs maniacally. First of all I am gonna kill you little sex toy of a Digimon and then I'm gonna kill you, you sappy, love-sick, freak of nature!
Sora: Biyomon get him!
*Biyomon digivolve to... Birdramon!
Puppetmon: Oh so now the freaky sex changed bird is gonna get me huh? Puppet Pommel! Smacks Birdramon on the head. That was for Kiwimon!
Sora: Birdramon Digivolve again!
*Birdramon digivolve to... Garudamon!
Garudamon: Your love will make me strong Sora!
Sora: I'm trying Garudamon! Does some disturbing stuff involving a cucumber, whipped cream and black leather.
Puppetmon: Gross! Puppet Pommel! knocks Sora out.
Garudamon: Sora! My baby! Wing Blaze!

Puppetmon dodges the flaming bird and takes off is handle thing and chucks it at the freak. Before Puppetmon could finish of the bird the door burst open and the Digi-destined with they're fully digivolved Digimon and the Dark Masters run in.

Piedmon: Now Puppetmon I do think some of us should have a turn.
Matt: Yeah I mean we've had to put up with her since the beginning of the season! Sick'em MetalGarurumon!

Ice Wolf Claw!
Terra Force!
Horn Buster!
Flower Cannon!
Vulcan's Hammer!
Celestial Arrow!
Giga Cannon!
River of Power!
Trump Sword!
Puppet Pommel!
Gate of Destiny!

With that the charred, electrified, flowery, bruised, bloody, wet, and frozen body of the late Biyomon was flung through MagnaAngemon's gate into Digi-oblivion. Sora woke with the Digi-destined standing over her.

Sora: Guys! You've come to save me!
Tai: Save you? Why would we want to save a freak like you?
Sora: Tai? What's wrong?
Izzy: The truth is Sora, we've never liked you and I don't think we ever will.
Mimi: Yeah, besides the fact that you have the worst fashion sense your annoying, clingy and obsessed with love!
Matt: That and you always want to stop me from beating the crap out of Tai.
Tai: Hey!
Matt: Well it's true.
Tai: Anyway Sora We're here to beat you up some and then leave you to Puppetmon and the other Dark Masters to finish off.
Sora: No Tai you wouldn't. You love me and I love you.
Tai: Umm no the reason we're doing this is because if the Dark Masters get to kill you then they give up on taking over the world and all that. We win both ways.
Matt: Yeah we don't have to fight them anymore and we don't have to listen to you and Biyomon talk about love and get all gross and annoying.
Sora: Noooooooooooooooooo!

As the door shuts Sora's screams echo throughout the house.

Blue~Day: Now you may be asking yourself "Why do these people hate Sora so much?"
Horuni: Well besides Sora being the most annoying character in the entire series she has a weird helmet that is foldable but is able to be a drum and not cave in like a normal hat.
Blue~Day: Her and that annoying Digimon of hers just had to die and this is the best way.. the ultimate revenge!
Horuni: I wasn't done answering the question! Well there are many reasons why we hate Sora but the top one on my list is that she wrecks a lot of really really really really good Matt scenes like when he kills Puppetmon (I know lots of you don't like that) and she shows up and says "Thanks Matt!" I mean the sound of her voice wrecks everything. Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Blue~Day: Anyway we hate Sora and so we kill her every chance we get. That about wraps this up.