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Authours Note:
For all you Digimon fans who thought that the evil Digimon that the Digi-destined kill are reconfigured in Primary Village well your wrong. The truth is they all go to Digi-prison. The highest-security prison known to all digital Mon kind. This is a warning: The so-called heartless viruses actually are a bunch of ladies inside of them. Yes they look like nothing could scare/offend them but they have the guts of a worm really.
MetalSeadramon: RIVER OF POWER!
Puppetmon: PUPPET PUMMEL!
Machinedramon: GIGA CANNON!
Piedmon: TRUMP SWORD!
This continues for a couple minutes uninterrupted.
Puppetmon: PUPPET-
MetalEtemon: BANANA SLIP!
Puppetmon: falls face first into the ground. I'm gonna kill you, you oversized tin can!
MetalEtemon: laughs like Elvis and then jumps on Piedmon.
Piedmon: wheezes Machinedramon! Get this thing of me!
Machinedramon: GIGA CANNON! Makes a direct hit on MetalEtemon…and Piedmon.
Puppetmon: walks up to Piedmon and prods him with his foot. Hey… You OK?
Piedmon: grabs Puppetmon's foot and flings him at Machinedramon. Take that evil doer!
Machinedramon: catches Puppetmon and tries to throw him back at Piedmon but instead hits MetalSeadramon. Chaos ensued.
In the midst of the fight MetalEtemon desperately tries to escape only to be pulled back in by Puppetmon.
Wardenmon 1: Is that the Darkmasters at it again?
Wardenmon 2: Uh-huh. That freaky metal monkey is in it too.
Wardenmon 1: Well time to break it up.
The Wardenmon jump into the fight and within seconds the Mega Digimon have subdued the Dark Masters and MetalEtemon.
Wardenmon 1: Who do you guys think you are!?
MetalSeadramon: Strikes a pose. Together..
Machinedramon: Strikes another pose. We..
Puppetmon: Also strikes pose. Are the..
Piedmon: Poses. Dark Masters!
MetalEtemon: Does his Elvis laugh.
DarkMasters: Shut Up! Proceed to beat on MetalEtemon with various weapons.
Wardenmon 2: Yeah, and Nanimon has a beard.
Wardenmon 1: Nanimon does have a beard.
DarkMasters: Sweatdrop.
Intercom: HIT THE SHOWERS YOU PUKE SCRUBBING PUNKS!!
Immediately all the Virus Digimon head towards the bathroom. Puppetmon quickly douses himself in waterproof paint while Machinedramon gets shut off and shoved into the shower.
Devimon: Hey Machinedramon, pass me the soap would ya? Waits for a reply. Pass me the soap you bucket of bolts! Smacks Machinedramon with his back scrubber causing Machinedramon to fall over on top of VenomMyotismon. (VenomMyotismon being the little thing that popped out of his stomach before he died.)
VenomMyotismon: Help me my physical manifestation of my ego! The large body of VenomMyotismon walks over and hauls the lifeless Machinedramon off of VenomMyotismon.
Meanwhile across the shower another fight was about to take place.
Digitamamon: I'm siiiinging in the rain.. Just siiiiinging in the rain.. what a glooooorious feeeeeeling.. I'm- OWWW!
Puppetmon: yells Shut Up! After giving the egg like Digimon a rattail.
Digitamamon: That was mean you.. you.. you big meanie!!
The bathroom goes silent as everyone stares at Digitamamon.
Everyone: Meanie?
Digitamamon: What? He is! Stop looking at me!
Everyone goes back to whatever they were doing.
Demidevimon: flies over to Digitamamon. Don't worry, we're not going to let those Mega's push us around anymore!
Digitamamon: What do you mean?
Demidevimon: I have a plan.
Intercom: SHOWER TIME'S OVER YOU PIECES OF WORM PUSS!
Ogremon: I hate it when he yells at us! It scares me. Sucks his thumb.
Everyone floors it to they're clothes. They all quickly dress except for an unlucky Garbagemon. A couple Bakemon were playing keep-away with his can.
Garbagemon: Give me my can back! Holds one hand where the sun don't shine while trying to grab his can.
Cherrymon: grabs the can and hands it to Garbagemon. Here you go little buddy.
Intercom: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU MUCUS FILLED PIECES OF CRAP! GET TO THE MESS HALL!
Ogremon: sucks his thumb and whimpers.
Everyone runs to the mess hall dressed or naked and lines up for the slop. LadyDevimon starts dishing out the food.
LadyDevimon: Here ya go... and some for you... and you.. and there you go... Wow! Aren't you a lucky Numemon! You get the head! Dumps Kokitorimon's head onto Numemon's tray.
Numemon: Kokitorimon?
Koktorimon: does a disturbing chicken like scream and rolls onto the floor.
Everyone jumps onto tables and chairs, screaming like girls, trying to avoid the shrieking head of Kokatorimon. The head continues rolling until Piedmon stabs it with one of his swords and begins eating it.
Piedmon: Between mouthfuls What? It's yummy.
Peace settles in as the Virus Digimon sit down and begin eating.
Kuwagamon: Pass the Deramon...
Pukumon: Yum this is good...
Puppetmon: What the hell is this... Pokes a blob of god know what and watches it squirm as a tentacle wraps around him Ahhh!
Ogremon: I wish I could actually chew my food, maybe if I could close my mouth...
Nanimon: I need more soda pop!
As the monstrous Digimon devoured the food they were interrupted by the thing they hated the most. The intercom!
Intercom: DINNERS OVER YOU EGG SUCKING SALAMANDERS! NOW GET TO BED!
Ogremon: Once again begins sucking his thumb. Meanie.
Everyone immediately floors it to the bathroom were they can be the first one to use the only toothbrush. Raremon made it first.
Raremon: O goody! Grabs the toothbrush and begins brushing his diseased gums and rotting teeth. Much better. Hands the toothbrush to a Gazimon who was waiting for it.
Gazimon: Looks at the black toothbrush and turns green. Here...you...go! Passes the brush down the line and watches as everyone rejects it.
Intercom: TWO MINUTES UNTIL BED TIME YOU CHAIR WETTING PASTE EATERS!
Everyone's favorite part of the day, nighttime. That is except for WarMonzaemon.
Wardenmon 1: As soon as everyone is in their cells looks up at the operation center. Lockdown!
All the Virus Digimon stand there as the cage doors close.
Location: Cell 58 Population:2 Okawamon, WarMonzaemon
WarMonzaemon: Is having a nightmare of the Digi-destined out to get him. Suddenly wakes up sweating and clutching a Monzaemon doll. Okawamon?
Okawamon: Huh, what!?!?
WarMonzaemon: Can I sleep with you? I'm scared. They're after me!
Okawamon: Lemme guess, the Digi-destined? AGAIN!
WarMonzaemon: Pulls his Monzaemon closer and looks out the window. Yeah! Can I? I'm scared! I'm scared! AHHHHH!!!
Okawamon: Looks as Piedmon begins to stir in the other cell Okay! okay! Just shut-up!
WarMonzaemon: AHHHHH- Oh, I can? Thanks! Jumps up beside Okawamon
Okawamon: Gets squished by the extra matter. Ahhh, to much weight.
WarMonzaemon: Immediately falls asleep and starts snoring.
After a couple of hours Okawamon finally manages to fall asleep. But both of the evil Digimon are awoken when a scream is heard followed by a thump. WarMonzaemon was the first to see what had fallen, it was Sora and Biyomon.
WarMonzaemon: Jumps up, starts screaming like a girl, grabs Okawamon and holds him in front of him. KEEP IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Huh? What's going on Biyomon?
Piedmon: Please Okawamon that excessive whining is annoying me! Tell what ever is screaming to stop!
Okawamon: Sorry Piedmon it's just that there is a Digi-Digi-Digi-destined here! AHHHHH!
Piedmon: He bolts up right in his bed Digi-destined!
No longer had Piedmon said that the entire Prison was awake screaming in fear. Like girls as usual. As soon as one Wardemon heard they all rushed over and unlocked the cell to let Sora out.
Sora: Thanks for the warm welcome.
Wardenmon 259: We would have come earlier if we knew but..
Biyomon: Whatever.
As Sora and Biyomon continue talking with the Wardenmon an e-mail comes to the Operation Center.
Operator: Oh, maybe this is the naughty pictures of Angewoman I've been waiting for.
Wardenmon 2: Nope it's from Gennai. Open it.
Operator: Opens the e-mail
E-mail: Gennai's face appears. Hey guys! I hope you got Sora and Biyomon! I sent them there because they almost killed me in my sleep. Not with weapons, but with love! Yuck! So I sent them to the most safest place where they wont break out. Thanks for holding them in prison. Bye!
As the e-mail shuts off both the Operator and Wardenmon look at each other.
Both: Ahh....Sh!t!
Intercom: WATCH OUT FOR THE HELMETED RETARD! AND HER FREAKY PINK LOVEBALL!
Wardenmon 32: Huh? Is that you Sora?
No sooner had the intercom said that Sora grabbed the closest Wardenmon and kissed him. The Wardenmon stumbled around holding his head until all of the sudden he blew up into a million pieces. Chaos erupted.
Wardenmon 45: Ahhh!
Wardenmon 89: Backup!
Wardenmon 69: Medic!
Wardenmon 643: WATmon!
Wardenmon 123: Secure all exits!
Wardenmon 456: Don't let the b*&^% escape!
Biyomon: Let's get out of here Sora!
Sora: I'm with you!
As Sora and her Digimon run through hallway by hallway Wardenmon and SWATmon shoot her at. Somehow she manages to make it to a door.
Sora: A switch! Pulls the switch near the door. Every cell door opens.
MetalEtemon: JAILBREAK! Does his Elvis laugh again
Soon everyone was flooring it to the nearest exit as most of them were gunned down.
SWATmon 345: FIRE!
Digimon by Digimon ran through a freshly blown hole complementary to Machinedramon's Giga Cannon.
Puppetmon: Head to the granite pits!
All the Digimon follow Puppetmon's order and jump into the pit. Some break their legs.
Piedmon: Puppetmon ol' chum! We need a distraction to save our hides! Any ideas?
Demidevimon: Now's my chance! Before Puppetmon can speak We can light a wooden Digimon of fire as a distraction!
Piedmon: Good idea! Where is Cherrymon.
Sadly Cherrymon never made it out alive. He was the best target for them to hit.
Demidevimon: Oh well I know who else can!
Everyone: WHO!?!?!?!
Demidevimon: Looks at Puppetmon and grins evilly
Everyone: Oh, Puppetmon. GET HIM!
An insane tussle occurs but finally they manage to pin the puppet and douse him with lighter fluid. Took a match and well, Puppetmon turned into a big ball of fire!
Puppetmon: Begins running around like a constipated wiener dog screaming like a girl. Demidevimon you bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
Seeing the flaming Digimon the Wardenmon and SWATmon immediately open fire on it. Giving everyone else time to escape. Except for Digitamamon who tripped before getting out.
Digitamamon: Ahh! Help me! Somebody? I've fallen and I can't get up!
Luckily for Digitamamon a shell explodes beside him sending him onto his feet.
Digitamamon: Oh goody! Begins running as fast as he can towards the exit but gets cut off by an angry flaming Puppetmon.
Puppetmon: Between screams Outta the way JERK-OFF!
Meanwhile in the closest guard tower...
Snipermon: Well looks like another jailbreak Raises his scope and aims it right at the running egg.
Digitamamon: Heheheh! I'm going to make it! Yes! Just as he jumps out the hole he is shot in the shell with a DigiChromosone bullet. Ahhhhh!
As Digitamamon stumbled around it gave the other SWATmon and Wardenmon time to catch up.
Wardenmon 999: Hope you like scrambled eggs guys!
SWATmon 457: I prefer mine sunny side up…
The mon jump in front of Digitamamon's path.
Wardenmon 1: Stop! In the name of the digital-law!
Digitamamon paid no attention and burnt through the barricade.
Digitamamon: So long coppers!
SWATmon: FIRE! DON'T LET IT GET AWAY!
As ordered the Wardenmon begin unloading their shotgun bullets at the running egg while the SWATmon prepare to grenade him. Digitamamon was just about over the wall when the SWATmon unloaded every grenade they had each hitting its target. Digitamamon exploded and his yolk splattered against the prison's walls.
SWATmon 34: 1 down lots to go people! Let's move!
The SWATmon and Wardenmon made quick work of the other frantic Virus Digimon and rounded them up in seconds. As they were being herded back into their cells the smell of fried eggs and the fact that every wall in site was dripping with Digitamamon's insides was a grim, yet tasty, reminder of what took place when someone tried to escape DIGI-PRISON.
Epilogue
Puppetmon: Watches the Virus Digimon get rounded up. Have fun in prison boys. I will be back to extract my revenge! HAHAHAHAH! Turns around at the sound of lips smacking. Who's there?
Sora: Just me you big hunk of wood! Grabs Puppetmon and well...does stuff to him.
Piedmon: Slams on the brakes as he is about to go into his cell. What in the digi-world made that scream?
VenomMyotismon: [the little one] Who cares. Hey where is Puppetmon? Did he make it out?
Piedmon: I think so, lucky digimon!
Little did Piedmon know that Puppetmon may have made it out, but he wasn't gonna last much longer with Sora.
Doors close, blocking view except for some faint screams, the smell of rotten egg, and gunpowder.
