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Hey everybody. Horuni here. After extensive research I have discovered the horror of "Life after 02". Here with me is the time-travelling expert, Trunks! Trunks: This isn't a DBZ page.... Yes well I asked Trunks to go check on the future Digi-Destined to see if the rumours are true. He is here today to answer that question. Trunks: That's right. I hopped animes and went to a strange bizzare world of little muscles and even smaller hair. Which is bizzare cuz I saw a kid running around here with hair bigger then my fathers... Ok well we're gonna call in the Digi-Destined right now. whips out a megaphone All Digi-Destined report to the... uhhh... the newly made page! NOW! Digi-Destined file in Davis: What's going on?? You know those horrible pics you've seen circling around the internet? scared silence Well Trunks is here to explain what exactly happened... Trunks:takes out his note paper Hmm let's see... first off is Tai. |
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You have small hair and are the ambassador of the... Digi-world.. Tai: WHAT?? I thought I was gonna be a soccer star! Horuni: Me too.... |
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Davis... you will be a travelling noodle man of some sort. Horuni: A good looking noodle man by the looks of it... Davis: Am I married to Kari? No. Davis: But- TK: Of course you're not married to Kari. I'm married to Kari. |
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Actually TK no you're not. TK: Whaaaaaaaaaaa?? Kari: Whaaaaaaaaaaa?? You become a writer/author. TK: Well that's not that bad but.. WHO'S MARRIED TO KARI?? |
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Kari isn't married. Davis: So she's still up for grabs?? Uhhhhh yeah. She's become a preschool teacher and enjoys taking her kids to the Digital World where they can learn about all the different.. uhh... Digimon and also get attacked by all the different Digimon. Kari: I would never do that to kids! That's not what I saw. Yolei: What about me? What about me? I wanna know about me! |
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Yolei you are a housewife and you have 3 kids. Yolei: WHAT! All my genius talent wasted as a house wife?? Wait a sec.. who am I married to?? Who'd I have kids with?? |
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Horuni: Joe? No. Ken. Horuni: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! cries Yolei: Ken, huh? Not too bad. Ken: Uhhh Trunks? Are you sure about that? Yep. Horuni: Must... Kill... Writers.... Yes... anyways onto... Cody. |
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Davis: Hey! I think his hair got bigger! Hmm. Cody becomes a lawyer. Yolei: Cody! I expected more from you! Becoming a sleazy lawyer! Davis: Yolei would make a good one... Yolei: I heard that! pummels Davis |
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And Izzy becomes a Digital World researcher. Horuni: Well no big surprise there... At least ONE of these guys has an expected job. |
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Horuni: So that's Joe huh? Yes. He's a doctor. Matt: You mean after all that complaining he still became one? That's what I said. Horuni: Ok. He married Mimi right?? |
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No Mimi didn't marry anybody. She became a chef on a cooking show. Mimi: Me? Cook? All: Yeah. Mimi? Cook?? Matt: Are you sure you didn't mix me up with her?? |
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Yes I'm sure. Horuni: That's Matt? Drattit!! You become an astronaut. Matt: You're joking. No buddy I'm not. Matt: You have to be! I'm supposed to be a rock star! Nope. Astronaut for you. Horuni: breathing heavily That's ok.... It's not that bad..... Hey! At least he didn't marry Sora or something! Right? Silence Horuni: RIGHT?? |
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... Horuni & Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sora: I get to marry Matt? And have 2 kids with him too. Izzy: Uh guys. Horuni isn't looking too good... Horuni: I'm gonna kill you Sora... Tai, Joe and Izzy restrain Horuni. Yes Horuni. She marries Matt has 2 kids and is a tennis champ. Horuni: Why?? This is cruel! There must be a way to change this! |
